Toto toilet company unveils poo-powered motorcycle

Shocked was the first reaction upon reading this. A Japanese toilet company, Toto Ltd., has apparently created a highly-efficient motorcycle that is powered by… excrement.

The bike, dubbed “Toilet Bike Neo”, appeared for the first time in a Japanese showroom in the city of Fujisawa, and features, well, a toilet instead of a conventional seat.

The good news is that you don’t have to publicly humiliate yourself and power it by your own “leavings”, because the three-wheeled motorcycle runs on livestock poop or water waste.

Toto Ltd. is also mulling a production model, hopefully without the “decorative” toilet seat though.